Just had my annual performance review at work

"Jagvar" (Jagvar) 01/06/2016 at 18:13 • Filed to: None

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And instead of saying, “Put on some shoes, you lazy hippie,” they told me I’m doing a bang-up job...which means a raise is in order! I’m feeling just peachy. I think I’ll enjoy a celebratory glass of bourbon.

Nibby > Jagvar 01/06/2016 at 18:13

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yay

more money to the Phaeton maintenance fund!

Congrats

For Sweden > Jagvar 01/06/2016 at 18:16

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And you got out of that one company just in time!

Jagvar > For Sweden 01/06/2016 at 18:17

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I absolutely did.

For Sweden > Jagvar 01/06/2016 at 18:18

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It was you who did it wasn’t it

It all makes sense now

DasWauto > Jagvar 01/06/2016 at 18:19

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Quick, spend it before the Phaeton does.

Jagvar > Nibby 01/06/2016 at 18:19

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She goes in for her safety inspection and $150 oil change on Monday! I’m probably going to be told that I need a new ($600) headlight ballast too. Yay!

Jagvar > For Sweden 01/06/2016 at 18:22

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Jagvar > DasWauto 01/06/2016 at 18:24

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Too late. The Phaeton has its annual safety inspection on Monday.

Nibby > Jagvar 01/06/2016 at 18:27

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;_;

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Jagvar 01/06/2016 at 18:30

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Mine was, “You’re doing great, but you could really be more focused on your job of quoting, and less on other things. Maybe that way you won’t have to stay and work long hours.”

So, no raise but they gave me more tasks to due, so now I’m even less focused on my job because I have to do other shit, all the while working even more hours.

I think I’ll have some more scotch to celebrate tonight.

TheHondaBro > Nibby 01/06/2016 at 18:30

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I read that as “Phaeton maintenance fraud ” and I didn’t even question it.

DasWauto > Jagvar 01/06/2016 at 18:34

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Batton the hatches!

The Compromiser > Jagvar 01/06/2016 at 18:51

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I did that once after a positive review. Please note: having a bottle in your coat is frowned upon at most places of employment. Taking it out during the review wrap up is also apparently a no no...

thebigbossyboss > Jagvar 01/06/2016 at 19:00

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Nice. I wish I could find a job. RAWR. Being unemployed does not suit me.

Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > Jagvar 01/06/2016 at 20:18

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My last three performance rewiews went as such, Fired by the management of another deparment of the dealership I worked at (tended to win arguments with my management), [slightly crooked] Fired with hushmoney, (spent a year installing breathalyzers, sworn to secrecy [waaay crooked]). Now as a semi-freelance-automotive-hollistic-technographer, still behaving like myself, with a “you don’t tell me, I tell you” attitude toward customer, I’m employee (contractor) of the year, and official nine-hundredaire. Keep doing your thing the way you do it, adjust surroundings to fit.

Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer 01/06/2016 at 20:28

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Which is “new tires for the vibe” kinda money!

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Jagvar 01/13/2016 at 21:41

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Put on some shoes you lazy hippie

Jagvar > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 01/13/2016 at 21:44

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Oh would that make you love me, DAD?!

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Jagvar 01/13/2016 at 21:45

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lol